Upset, distressed, and sad
He failed to sign the Cesc
He still can’t understand.
He always dreamed to be
The one who set him free
That Catalan hostage who
He promised to rescue.
………………………………
Wenger was also down
When Laporta left the crown
He thought the story will end
There’ll be no Cesc’s trend
No more he can whine
And scream:”Cesc is mine!
Barca is just a spine!
they really crossed the line!”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules’ crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
And you really really thought
That’s the end of all the pain
If that’s what you sought
You better think again
Once more they had to meet
And fight for a flesh of meat
The mature Sandro and Wenger
Where showing each other the finger
Sandro grabbed Cesc’s arm
“Wenger! LET-HIM-GO!”
Wenger, like red alarm:
“Never! NO NO! NO NO!”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules’ crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
Wenger took Cesc aside
And started to preach with pride
“Remember, you was a child
And your football life was hard
Then I made my magic tap
So you end up on my lap
I spent sleepless nights
So you reach the glorious heights
Don’t dare to leave me now
That’s what I’ll not allow”
Cesc’s respond was clear
A smile, a hug, a tear
“I will never let you down
I will never leave your town”
Sandro called for him
Cesc made a skim
They had a Catalan talk
While Wenger can only gawk
“You listen to me now”
Sandro calmly said
“You will never know how
But your parents will be died
If you don’t return among
people where you belong”
Cesc’s respond was clear
A smile, a hug, a tear
“Save me from my shame
So I honor my Catalan name”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
Then a fan who is not a Gooner
But hates the Cules so much
He refused to be a viewer
And decided to stamp his touch
He felt this is a chance
To bash that Barca stance
A team he envied for long
For being attractive and strong
“You are classless” he said
“You should be ashamed instead
My club will never do so
That’s so rude and so low
My club is better than yours”
He’s glad, he finally scores.
From the publics’ rolling eyes
You can figure the facts from lies.
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
Then an anti-Gooners dude
Decided to give his take
After being rationally screwed
By the Gooner’s football quake
“Your club is titles-free
That’s the best that you can be
You must release the boy
To move where he can enjoy
He is a Catalan man
He is not your slave or toy
He’ll do whatever he can
His dreams you can’t destroy”
He just want Cesc to leave
So the team turns so weak
And the Gooners live the grieve
They caused week after week.
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
A tabloid posted news
That left some deeper bruise
To win some more views
They had this claim to use:
“A Catalan child was born”
And raised a passive claim
Gooners roared the horn
"Cesc" was the infant's name!
Since when Catalans choose
This name for their child!
And Gooners’ angry boos
“This case should be filed!”
“That’s only Sandro’s fault
He is filling the wound with salt”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
A Barca player was talking
Live on "The public" TV
announcing Cesc’s signing
As clear as it could be
An angry bitching Gooner
Was met by a Cule’s smile
He asked him to be cooler
And started to preach in style
“It’s not what you saw
So stop showing your claw
Cheer up for god’s sake!
He didn’t say it, that’s fake!”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
“Just remember your time
With pique and with Messi
What a beautiful football rhyme
Then Arsene made it Messy”
“ Here you are the head
There you’ll be the tail!
Who will you play instead?
Xavi or the pale?!”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
This ramble will no doubt
continue. It won't end here.
Lots to write about
So stay tuned. Have no fear.
The circus is so “Swanky”
Between the monkey and donkey!
